"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
- Fight Club. (via wander-my-insanity)

(via skkkywalker)

kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

(via shiptillyoushitbricks)

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(Source: rneerkat, via labyrinth-ofsuffering)

"I’m just gonna bullshit it."
- my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via nicoosuxx)

"What a fucking nerd"
- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

(via renalovesstormtroopers)